" top guns "

 [ "Top Gun" ]

1: From the Tom Cruise movie of fame, "Top Gun" can be used as a passive-aggressive derogatory term for someone who thinks they're cool, tough, or otherwise competent. It is to be used along the same sarcastic lines as "boss," "chief," "ace," "big guy," "player," etc., except Top Gun is most effective when dealing with someone either in a fast car, or wearing Ray-Ban sunglasses.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey, way to signal there, Top Gun!" 

 [ "top gun" ]

1: The Air Combat Manuvering (ACM) training school for the Navy, used to teach dog fighting. Officially called the Naval Fighters Weapons School, it was based out of Mirimar Naval Air Base in San Diego. In 1996 however, it moved to Fallon Naval Air Station 60 miles out of Reno, Nevada

  * e.g.,  ... The movie Top Gun is nothing like the actual school. 

 [ "top gun" ]

1: Having a girl ride your face cowgirl style while simultaneously using your penis as a joystick. Be sure to have "Highway to the Danger Zone" by Kenny Loggins playing in the background for the full effect.

  * e.g.,  ... I wanted to play top gun with my girl the other night but she totally shot me down because apparently the pattern was full. 

 [ "Top Gun" ]

1: The world's longest, most expensive air force advertisement.

  * e.g.,  ... The Military Industrial Complex often uses action films, like Top Gun, to con our children into joining the military. 

 [ "The Top Gun" ]

1: A sex act in which you put four fingers inside your partner's vagina, and the thumb inside her asshole. The 4 fingers are the top gun, and the thumb is the wingman.

  * e.g.,  ... I HAVE CREATED THE TOP GUN, NEXT UP; THE MAVERICK. I AM BASICALLY THE PICASSO OF SEX ACTS. 

 [ "top gun" ]

1: Old school Nintendo game. Known for the level where you would have to try and refuel the plane to no avail. Should you somehow pass this level, you would then have to try and land the damn plane on the Carrier.

  * e.g.,  ... "I just refueled the plane! Time to restart" 

 [ "Top Gunning" ]

1: The act of going to a girl's/guy's house, for the first time, for a date, and immediately asking to use the shower upon arrival.

  * e.g.,  ... Bro that beach volley ball game was sick! I'm totally top gunning it when I get to this girl's house. 

 [ "top gun" ]

1: A reference to the 1986 classic film, Top Gun. Used to refer to a situation where a straight male has homosexual feelings for another straight male. This gay crush or particular tension does not mean an individual is gay or that these feelings will ever be acted upon, only that the feelings involved in the friendship are of a particularly intimate nature and might be interpreted as homoerotic.

  * e.g.,  ... "Man, Jordan has a total top gun for David." 

 [ "Top Gun" ]

1: Meaning truly great and cool. A superlative to be used when something goes beyond the exceptional.

  * e.g.,  ... That's Top Gun, baby. 

 [ "Top Gun" ]

1: To have sex with a woman, usually while intoxicated. Used as a noun, naming a location where only a select few guys go after a party. To achieve top gun status, vaginal penetration must be made. All other sexual acts count merely as "flight school" which in time may lead to top gun status.

  * e.g.,  ... Ace: Hey man, did you wind up hooking up with that chick from the party last night?